‘Gran, I received a little thing, and its name is Penguin!’

‘He meows and scratches me!’

‘Interesting, Sushi - I remembered that your dad wasn't very fond of kitties.’

‘He sighs Gran, and then he asks if there’s anything that he won’t do for the child!’

‘Where does Penguin sleep, Sushi?’

‘On my dad’s chest, Gran - every night!’